phobomercial

A commercial where the target audience are fundamentalist religious adherents fundies, where the purpose of the commercial is to frighten religious people into action. And the action called for most is a request for donations.

That phobomercial scared the bejesus out of the faithful to the tune of $62k in donations.

by truthmerchant July 8, 2011

pholopigus

The process of removing ass hairs and adhering to the face.

Nice hair man, is that a pholopigus?

by Phattie November 26, 2014

phoodus

A goofball that insists on showing his penis even though it is only 2 inches long

Parker stop being a phoodus

by Niggasbetripin November 28, 2015

phonophile

An individual that is obsessed with phones. Generally attracted by the cellular and furthermore the smart phone variety a phonophile will stop at nothing to find out more information, get a sneak peak of and finally get his hands on the latest and greatest phone or even finally getting to play with that elusive phone he spent 10 hrs online reading about 15 years ago.

I went into Spring Mobile today hoping to speak with one of the resident phonophiles and figure out how to get my pictures transfered to a new Iphone. Somehow I left with a Galaxy Note and now I can't even figure out how to make a phone call. I have been doodling all day on this thing but I think I better take it back for a phone for non-phonophiles.

by Royaltree April 19, 2016

phonobia

Having a phobia towards answering the phone

Your wife phones you, and you realize you forgot to wash the dishes... Phonobia

by Storm Angel May 2, 2016

phooey ratatouille

You are rated out and can't figure out the word to say because the game is so hard

Was phooey ratatouille this game is so hard

by JaketoImagination May 10, 2016

PHODO

It Means When Some One Got You Messed Up To THE MAX!

You Got Me Phodo!!!!

by Funmeeeedojo April 5, 2017