Ninja Nights

When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.

Man I can’t wait to have some ninja nights with this new chick I met.

by SGT. H2O April 30, 2019

Ninja Turtle

When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.

"I love being a turtle" tyler said after discovering that he had pulled a ninja turtle last night

by james lebough July 28, 2019

ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.

Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!

by YubNub83 September 5, 2019

Ninja Bomb

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.

This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.

by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019

Ninja Darone

The best dodgeball player.

Holy crap! Ninja Darone has the last dodgeball! I'm TOAST!

by the tomb lord October 26, 2019

Ninja Nips

The kind of nipple a woman can have where its very pale and blends well with the skin or for a nipple that is almost hidden.

Damn dude she's got some serious ninja nips

by Not_Blaze_TBG January 20, 2020

ninja supreme

Someone who can cook one fine meatloaf.

Dad was the finest ninja supreme in the world; he made meatloaf better than anyone on Great Chefs of the World.

by Seshie January 20, 2020