Mata

The act of giving someone head.

“Bro this one stripper gave me some fire ass mata in the backroom”

by Glonem September 16, 2018

fuck maths

Guys have mathematical rules on the ages of socially acceptable sexual partners (half your age plus seven is a good one).
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.

I'm 20 she's 16, which is not quite half my age plus seven. But I did the fuck maths and in 2 years I'll be 22 she'll be 18 which will make it OK.

by The Dangerous One August 11, 2005

Maturebater

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.

Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater

by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009

Maturity

The thing that people who argue about it DON'T have.

"Maturity is learning from your mistakes."

"NO. Maturity is when you don't make mistakes anymore, AKA absolute maturity."

Yeah, not very mature people

by MrTflrbg September 23, 2012

Matheus

The Sexiest Type Of Person Alive , Every Girl Would Like To Have a Matheus , And every guy is jealous of him . He Is also very experienced in bed .

Girl ; Omg ! look at matheus The Sexiest guy !

Boy ; He can go Fuck Himself .

by Adam focker November 6, 2011

mattituck

Mattituck, a mini town on the east end of long island consisting of mainly middle class to upper middle class white people. Known for the kids partying at beaches for approx. 30 minutes before the cops come, then moving to a local barn. Soccer is like a cult. There's always the same three people in the Suffolk Times newspaper from your high school. you do one 'bad' thing in high school, and people remember it always. You know the first and last name of each member of your approximate 100 people graduating class. You smoke marijuana on a regular basis, or know someone who deals it (or both). you think all the girls from southold suck at sports, are not pretty, and bitchy, but you have at least one friend from there. you say you hate mattituck, but secretly you love it.

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i dont know, there's nothing to do in Mattituck"
"wanna go to baileys?, and get WASTED!?"

by baller. January 11, 2008

Mateo

Any Mateo is a sexy beast and a lady killer. And watch out for his huge penis. It's 12 inches long.

Girl: Wow look at Mateo huge dick
Mateo: sup girl
Girl: *organsm*

by Baller24/74days September 25, 2016