Butthole Magic

Sensations of any kind in the butthole. Most commonly when an ass wizzard has had a bad day, because he just got stoned and the astral taco bell was closed at 2 past anus. Then he be like wtf and tickle your bunghole. Shit. When you had a good day butthole magic can be used as a positive term... Also in a negative connotation and literally when you shart yourself. Kinda like the word fuck but better.

Dayme Logan my butthole is purging this is some dark butthole magic indeed!

Oh travis the butthole magic is strong with thee

ah man i just sharted thats some serious butthole magic

Ah yiss butthole magic! WELL CAZOOS!

Butthole Magic by TERDNUGENT August 26, 2013

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the magic button

The magic button is a wondrous part of the female vagina also known as the clit. It is magical because it can make a girl cum very quickly.

Guy- bro that girls magic button was so far up, my foot couldn’t even reach it.

Vaughan- I bet my dick would find it...

Rando- y e s

The Magic button is Also known as clit

the magic button by M y s e l f..... September 15, 2019

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banana magic

The Amazement and Sheer Wonder of slicing a banana while it is still inside the peel with your MIND! Only to be attempted by those highly trained in the art of 'ninja magic' and never to be attempted by those who practice 'pirate magic.'

"Oh my goodness, how does Ryan pull off that crazy-wicked banana magic?!?!?!?!?!" -Laura

banana magic by Captain Lutherzord June 10, 2008