bruno the magical sword

the favoured toy of browntardf monkey boy. is a living creature and inhbitant of tivertown.
browntardf monkey boy played with bruno the magical sword from dawn to dusk.
by marvin barrs November 27, 2004
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Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate
i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead
by Big Bear June 16, 2003
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Puff The Magic Dragon

The name of a children's song sung by Peter, Paul and Mary which is passed off as fairy tale but really about smoking pot.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 29, 2003
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magic wand of charms

the act of putting lucky charms on your penis then fucking and girl in the butt then having her eat it off of your penis
Dude last night i gave my wife a magic wand of charms she seemed to like it a lot.
by xx Ice Bitch xx June 02, 2010
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Magic Bullet Theory

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.
I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
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Dinkles the magical fairy

A gay little queer who currently resides in N-Dub(North Weymouth) who skips and jumps across town to jonathan senicles house, where he touches boners and sticks his gay queer dinky in Jonathans dirty gay little fairy-like butthole.
Dinkles the Magical Fairy skipped and jumped across town to Jonathan Senicles house where he touched boners and rammed his gay little cock up senicles gay fairy-like butthole
by Kai Mitchell October 02, 2006
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magic money wall

ATM Machine, A place to withdrawel money from!
I need to go to the Magic Money Wall before I go to the casino.
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