Matthew is a terrorist who goes up to you and rapes you for no reason, he is very Gay and at the same time smart in Logic. If his smiling then your fine but if his smiling with an isis flag and a bomb vest then u better run for your life.
by Laden911 October 17, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. The guy that tells a Bengali to shut up 24/7 (typically in an economics classroom). He hates every other Matthew, and he likes chess.
by Vakirbhai May 15, 2022
Get the Matthew O'Heronmug. by J4zzyB4exoxo December 15, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. A lazy bum that sucks toes on a daily that screams like a bitch and sucks at possibly every damn game there is too own. Also likes gay chad
by The real slang April 23, 2018
Get the Matthew dentemug. A really nice guy who was skinny, weak and a gamer, is now a really nice, smart, determined hot dude and loves his sports.
by Drtustdyj September 15, 2017
Get the matthew gleesonmug. A guy who can not weld and someone who scares the girls away from his bad breath and hair. Also a Matthew Fletcher can never grow a mans mustache.
(girl) Oh did you see that Matthew Fletcher at the club last night?
(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.
(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.
by Mr Left March 17, 2015
Get the Matthew Fletchermug. Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022
Get the Matthew Taylormug.