The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina
by BadAsh42069 January 16, 2020
If you know anyone named Clement, this is the perfect opportunity to name them this! Clement-Lemon, Perfect ✨ Great way to annoy people
by Ihaveafriendcalledlemon July 30, 2021
by TheRealConsole July 01, 2018
by lame gang June 30, 2022
When a man places his hand down his pants to fondle his own genitals, then aggressively rubs the fingers of that hand on another mans mustache while asking, “do you like pussy or dick?”
Yeah I heard ol’ Don gave Dustin a Sour Lemon… it sounds like he’ll have to pay good money to get out of that mess.
by thelawd September 28, 2021
Basically Urine Soup. Almost no one knows what it is however, so it's the perfect modern day hot lemonade prank.
Generic Man A: Hey, I just stirred up some Lemon Curry! Would you like some?
Generic Man B: Lemon Curry?
Generic Man B: Lemon Curry?
by SkinnyFat March 17, 2016