daughter-in-law

Child's wife.

My daughter-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free

I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket

by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023

Law of Androgyny

When a feminist or masculinist argument is rendered moot because it applies equally to both genders.

Practically applied by replacing the gender terms in an argument with their antonyms, i.e., if, in a piece of writing, you can reasonably replace the words 'women, female, maternal etc' with 'men, males, paternal etc' (or visa versa) without significantly altering your contention; then it's not appropriate to argue your point from a feminist/masculinist perspective.

1. You can't use "women are pressured in to having children because their parents want grandchildren" as a feminist argument, it doesn't pass the Law of Androgyny test; that point would still be valid if you replaced 'women' with 'men.'

2. You can't use "men are pressured in to having children because their parents want grandchildren" as a masculinist argument, it doesn't pass the Law of Androgyny test; that point would still be valid if you replaced 'men' with 'women.'

by McKinks June 21, 2014

Simpson's Law

A law of physics pertaining to the popular TV show 'The Simpsons' that states the TV show has at least one Episode or Scene referencing a certain topic or predicting a future event.

Dude, The Simpson's Episode 'Marge in Chains' predicted COVID; It's the Simpson's Law!

by Big Dick at Nick November 29, 2021

sister-in-law

1. The wife of one's brother.
2. The sister of one's spouse.

My sister-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The Law of Irony

If you like something ironically for long enough you will start to actually like it.

The Law of Irony:
Person 1: Lol show me your feet bro thats soooo sexy
Person 2: It was funny the first 7 times now I'm thinking you actually like feet
Person 1: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by I love Grandilex August 2, 2021

Brian's Law

Brian's Law is when a fandom takes a beleif too far, with the passion or activity that is manifested with exaggerated, excessive, irrational and tenacious passion. Refusing to tolerate other perspectives or conflicting beliefs.

Playsation's and Xbox fans arguing which console has better exclusives than the other...

Fandom is so toxic because of Brian's Law

by Brian776 January 21, 2021