Jordan

EMinem's Long lost son. Loves rapping infront of his mirror. He owns a pair of gold encrusted, customized grillz. Dabs to rap.

Eminem: Oh son, you're so lit.
Jordan: I know Dad. Skrrt Skrrt

by Reagan and Caleb August 19, 2018

Jordan Gonce

Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.

Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog

by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021

Jordan

A "Jordan" is someone who will never beat a "Tyler". There is no foreseeable path to victory for a Jordan when a Tyler is present.

"Man I really wish I hadn't met Tyler. Now I lose at everything when he's around."

-Jordan

by Bucfan56 January 22, 2021

jordan

a heavenly being, the most beautiful person to ever walk the earth. a caring, loving, kind, and beautiful person. and also an amazing boyfriend. <3

jordan is so adorable.

by burntpickles January 15, 2023

Jordan

A strong man with a great sense of humor and a giant penis who can show a woman a good time

Jordan really know how to show a good time

by Chicks luv me July 9, 2018

Kennedie jordan

The one and only thing in this world that can fill the hole in my heart, she is the ray of sunshine in the darkest night. She is the cutest girl you will ever meet and knows just what to say to make you embarrassed.

Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘

Ohh my gosh is that a goddess, no it’s better it’s a Kennedie jordan

by Natedogpack September 16, 2021

Jordan

Isn’t complete without Grover or Nathan. Baseball is life and has a very close relationship with his mom. Goes to WAK-e-nac as well

Ouut ouuuut Fallon Utley - said Jordan

by IEF June 4, 2019