Jess

A Jess is an awesome girl who is horny every other day

"Wow, you're such a Jess!"

by used.to.be.a.shuttlecock December 18, 2021

Jess

The woman of your dreams. Her smile Peirce's the heavens and her eyes beem through your soul. When you meet her You know she's the one and you want to spend the rest of your life with her.

Guy one: have you seen Jess?
Guy two: who hasn't!

by Mugmanthebowl December 21, 2021

Jess

Backstabbing bitch

I wish I knew Jess
I wouldn’t she’s a backstabbing bitch

by Best karma December 24, 2021

Jesse

Literally a Simp thats all.

You're being such a "Jesse" Lauran is totally gonna eat it up.

by Raw Charles December 24, 2021

Jesse

Jesse is a person who has a HOG <Heart of Gold>. Also with no agenda beyond seeing the good in people oftentimes may be nicknamed Mr Sweet.

Oooo that boy is so sweet, he must be a Jesse

by Hellodali December 26, 2021

jesse

a perfect guy to have in your life. he is sweet, kind, charming, and polite. he is more respectful than most guys. everyone says that jesse is funny and can make you laugh in any situation. he is attractive and will give you butterflies. he's also a great best friend for a guy or girl. jesse will make you feel special and like no one else matters to him. he is the perfect boyfriend and will give you everything you want in a relationship. he would do anything for you no matter what. he can be shy at times but it doesn't make him boring or less fun to be around. strive to find a jesse to be in your life.

girl: wow you're so lucky to have a jesse as your boyfriend!
me: i know right! i don't deserve him!

by bluelillybird January 9, 2022

jesse

jesse is good in bed. he will give you whatever you want and is submissive. he can be dominant too if you please. he can be kind of a vanilla but he's willing to try out new things. he's self-conscious about the size of his dick but everyone knows it's huge. he will do anything to please you in bed even if he doesn't want to do it. he'll do it with you anytime and any place. all the gay guys and the straight girls want him but you have to fight for him. but sadly for the gays, he's straight. although, if he's desperate he'll go for a guy. if you need someone that's good in bed, pick a jesse.

girl: so who'd you do it with last night?
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.

by bluelillybird January 9, 2022