Jake

(verb)To accidentally spill drinks all over yourself, giving you the appearance of someone who has pissed their pants and or sweated profusely.

Holy shit kid did you piss your pants?
No I Jaked myself

by M. Pfeifer, G-wol September 26, 2006

Jake Paul

A sexy human being with abs of steal. This man is FIIINE

Did you see Jake Paul . I wanna eat his face

by Jakepaulerforlife January 17, 2017

Jake

Jamaica ginger extract, known as "Jake". During Prohibition in the United States, Jake was used as a substitute for alcohol as it contained 70-80% ethanol by weight. Due to alterations of the substance ordered by the U.S. Treasury Department, Jake users would often experience "Jake Legs", which resulted in the loss of use of the hands and feet.

"Ever since the Prohibition laws passed, I can't get my fix."
"Have you tried Jake?"

by Spiral0Architect September 22, 2013

wake up with jake up

Waking up in the morning with a boner.

I couldn't go for my morning piss as I had a case of Wake up with Jake up...

by EG & RK February 8, 2017

Jake

1.N A poser of aposer of a poser of a redneck/ newyorker/ a wanabe of someone cool
2.ADV Being a very complex wanabe loser who has had as much glue fumes as air
3.V acting like a poser posing as a poser

1"Yo dog that motherfucker is a total damn Jake"
2"Man he's making a jake of himself
3"dude he's totally jakin"

by Jake Vaughan July 16, 2008

Jake

1:an extremely creepy pirvert
2:an homoerotic male stripper
3:used to define a really gay trombone

oh shit!! theres a jake coming for me

by mistamista July 14, 2009

jake

A Jake is a very physically attractive guy, with gorgeous eyes and a charming smile that would make any girl purr. Unfortunately, he's a huge asshole

Omg that guy is so hot, but stay away from him he's a Jake!

by jakethejackass January 9, 2013