National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.

Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”

by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025

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Michael Jackson's wife

her name is Perpetua-Felicidad , it is sometimes written as Perpetua-Felicity , and addressed as Michael Jackson HildaHvshki .
She is also known in the entertainment industry and chatainment as Jackson Monilium . She got married to MJ in 1985 Nov 9, and they are still married.

She is the only real wife of Michael Joseph Jackson.

Michael Joseph Jackson's wife is very intelligent.
Michael Jackson's wife is very rich.
Michael Jackson's wife is a real life Royalty.

by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021

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Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black

Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

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Jackson

Short yet handsome. Kind yet bitchy. looks yummy yet smells crummy

Grady: Jackson didn't get a bitch after 49 years!
Ari: Classic Jackson

by Mark Jon's Kid May 16, 2022

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Jackson Heights

A neighborhood in the borough of Queens, New York. A lot of races converge here, hispanics, Indians, white people, etc. The food is awesome, although the subway isn't always that good. It's not too expensive to live here, and almost anyone can fit in, just don't be a bitch and you'll find yourself nicely around this neighborhood. It's quite busy in the afternoons, and sometimes late night, but you'll get used to it.

person 1. Hey, did you see that guy? He lives in Jackson Heights.
person 2. Damn man, I've always wanted to live there. I heard its very nice and diverse!

by JustYourFootballFan January 5, 2024

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