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Law of Okan

The "Law of Okan" states, that an Individual is more likely to be unemployed in direct correlation to how stupid they are.

It's a basic rule of economics that many students in Countries like Germany are taught, alongside the "Law of Bockung"
A: How come all our stupid friends are unemployed now?
B: Did you forget about the Law of Okan we learned about in School?
A: Oh, you're right!
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
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Kwon's Law

A law in cryptocurrency, that if a algorithm can be exploited it will be exploited. A inevitable eventuality given enough time. Named after Do Kwon, founder of Terra Luna. Similar to Murphy's Law, but due to the immense scale of the failure of Terra Luna of more than 60 billion dollars, deserving of it's own definition.
Yo man did you hear about Ronin getting hacked? Can't believe so much money got exploited, holy shit.
Ya buddy, Kwon's Law, I saw that coming.
by cardbandit May 13, 2022
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Polybius’s Law

Polybius’s Law states, “Most, if not all opinions stated on the internet, come with an argument.”

Ex. An online statement that something is better, will, more often than not, start controversy in the replies section, or via other means of “rating”. “liking”, or “responding”, to said statement.

It was originally used by YouTube user “Polybius_223_YT” on the comments section of multiple videos, where disagreements are/were present.
There’s an argument, showing Polybius’s Law at work.
by Polybius_223 May 23, 2022
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bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus
Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”
by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021
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Big law

(this isn't tubbo btw, im talking abt my friend) The hottest person alive. Wattpad famous. Living as y/n bcs his/her/their crush interacts with him/her/them a lot🙄 Hasn't updated his/her/their book for almost half a year. Above the law.
"Wait y'know that one author who has almost 300k reads and hasn't published a oneshot since June?"

"Oh yeah, that's big law."
by SaltySugar_ December 22, 2021
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Gambini's Law

If you steal a meme with spelling mistakes and someone corrects you as if you made the errors you get to flame them online for 12 hrs and they cannot defend themselves...
Pompous Idiot: "**You're"
Poster: "I Invoke Gambini's Law, you cvnt!!"
by SlappyVonPickleBreath November 16, 2021
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Barney's Law

'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold

Law of the Internet.
Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'
by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022
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