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star showers

When your significant other likes being showerd in cum by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonators party!
"Dude check out that guys wife she sure love's her star showers!"
by Celebrity Jack December 6, 2015
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pirate shower

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum
I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35
by cDickAnge January 3, 2016
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Shower Squid

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.
Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.

Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!
by Dennis Fraudman December 17, 2018
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Brown Shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practice is common amongst members of the bdsm community.
Nam Nam straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her large Indian anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. She dropped her huge brown shower all over his body.
by MrJim December 21, 2018
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handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal
Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
by gav-wan July 13, 2018
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carpet shower

an uncomfortable shower in a bathroom fully carpeted floors walls even the bathtub
guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?

guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted

guy 2 oh god
by minniladds December 3, 2019
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baby shower

You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”
by i'mprobablynsfw December 8, 2019
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