Shower Pie

To take a shit in a hydraulic decontamination chamber.

"Lets shower pie this motherfucker"

"This man deserves a shower pie"

by undshowerpiepilot. September 28, 2012

Brown Shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practice is common amongst members of the bdsm community.

Nam Nam straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her large Indian anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. She dropped her huge brown shower all over his body.

by MrJim December 21, 2018

Birko Shower

An insult used by scousers to skit people from Birkenhead. It is the act of cleaning yourself over the sink, rather than getting in the shower.

I didn't have time for a shower this morning, had to have a birko shower.

by deadnan420 June 11, 2016

Shower bath

Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.

Mom: I'm gonna go and take a shower bath
Husband: Your day was really that bad

by Shelby1300 May 31, 2020

pirate shower

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum

I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35

by cDickAnge January 3, 2016

Shower Shit

The act of taking a shit so nasty you'd rather just shower then bother wiping your ass.

Bro 1 "what's up"?
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"

by FitnessFanatic June 25, 2014

mud shower

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.

"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"

by Laurel Hard-on June 13, 2017