pump and dump

A term used when you masterbate before you take a shit.

Everyone thought I was taking a shit but I was actually doing the pump and dump.

by Dirty Goat November 18, 2004

Double dump

THIS IS THE REAL DEFINITION BTW!

The act of terminating a relationship preceded by defecating upon them.

The United State of America will pay a handsome sum for Justin Bieber to double dump Paige Conway of North Korea.

by Oooperation pegasus April 30, 2014

old-age dump

a place where old people are dumped by their nice relatives

...particularly now that Granny's gone back to the old-age dump and they can let their true feelings really rip.

by radek October 10, 2006

smell my dump

expressing a strong feeling of dislike or literally smelling a pile of dump

Jake was smelling dumps all night or "Hey Jake want to hold Dean's hand?""Smell My Dump!"

by Shane bob January 13, 2009

sp'dump

Taking a shit while spun out of your mind on hallucinogenic substances.

"that sp'dump in the woods caused me to lose my cell phone with naked pictures of my girlfriend on it"

by Hallucinogenius October 21, 2006

Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.

Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!

by whlteXbread January 1, 2009

Cyber dump

1. To dump a person;end a relationship over the internet, cyber breakup.

2. When one person ends a "cyber" relationship.

James: What happen with your gf man?
John: The bitch cyber dump me via email.

Tom had to cyber dump her online lover when things started to get creepy.

by Whatupbichez September 19, 2009