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Walrus Drinking 

The epitome of all drinking games. This game is the ultimate test of skill and resilience. Best played on a low coffee table this game combines the ferocity of civil war along with the dexterity of a 12 year old Russian gymnast. Teams of three battle in a game of civil war but must go to their knees followed by their stomach based on the amount of cups left. This game has been known to make grown men cry, women pregnant, and average joes become all american athletes. There is no other game out there that tests the full range of the human body, mind, and soul. This game alone has been known to speed up evolution in humans. If you arent walrusing you arent trying.
"Damnnn how you get abs like that" "Im a Walrus Drinking champion my friend"
Walrus Drinking by Walri March 4, 2015
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downy drinker 

a very intelegent person who just dosent have the abilty to show it. if you couldent tell already i have downy in my closet and i drink it.
stop drinking downy you downy drinker.
downy drinker by downy drinker December 18, 2018

shart drinker 

shart drinker is a term used when you get angry at someone and then call them a shart drinker, shart is shit. so you're basically calling them someone who drinks shit.
person 1: i hate you so much just go away you're so annoying.

person 2: shut up you shart drinker!!
shart drinker by shartenjoyer March 3, 2021

Jenga Drinking Game

4 rules:
1. Non-dominant hand extraction is one drink for opponent
2. Any extraction in top half of the tower is a drink for yourself
3. Middle block extraction anywhere is 2 drinks for yourself
4. Person who knocks down the tower chugs the remaining drink.

Apply these rules in conjunction i.e. extracting a middle block with non-dominant hand half way up the tower is 3 drinks for you and 1 drink for your opponent.

Ideally played with cans of beer where each drink is a shot of beer.
Dude I got fucked up playing Jenga Drinking game last night.

Dude "lefty center is op"
Jenga Drinking Game by DiddyB March 21, 2021

mortal kombat drinking game

At any time someone screams "FINISH HIM" you must finish your drink regardless of what you have in your hand, are doing or what you are drinking.
Jonathan shouted, " FINISH HIM" and Banner had to chugged his beer. Banner is now having fun drunk. This is the mortal kombat drinking game!

Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals 

The most refreshing drink you need.
"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.

dinkfangler 

people who beleive themselves cool enough to hang out in a store long enough to annoy the staff memebers. these people often overlap the shifts of staff members of the phyiscal store and stay for periods varying from 3-8 hours.
That fake irish guy is such a dinkfangler. what a douche.
dinkfangler by 199123456 February 22, 2008