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Dick Diaper 

The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.
I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.
Dick Diaper by funkngonuts January 14, 2019

Dick asshole 

“What a dick asshole, he breaks my pencils
“oh he must be a michael.”
Dick asshole by Wilma dicfit 69 November 11, 2019

Dick Mabbutt 

A locomotive from Brighton.
Also known as 73962.
There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!
Dick Mabbutt by AcidityBM November 18, 2021
A bird banding/alpha code for a Dickcissel bird.
We banded 3 WWPE, 18 WIWA, 4 DICK, and 1 HESP at the bird banding station this morning.
DICK by (****()) July 28, 2022

Dick appointment 

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.
I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.
Dick appointment by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

chomp dick 

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.
You dont like me? Chomp Dick!
chomp dick by Farsidefan February 13, 2009