cap bingus ding

The phrase that you say when you think something is absolutely cap.

John: I beat sonic wave!
Andrew: What is this cap bingus ding

by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023

Bottle of ding

A cheap bottle of cider, specifically 3 litres. Must be either Frosty Jack's, or Strongbow, depending on personal preference. Rarely consumed within the confines of one's own property (see Carry-Out). Northern Irish slang.

"Here mate, grab us a bottle of ding from the offie there!" Local hooligan off to get drunk with some friends.

by Henry Ding-Bat August 10, 2024

Ring Uh Ding

A phrase used when speakething to a Indian pear. This is also a form of dance.

Brian said to Ratesh, "Wassup my Ring Uh Ding!"

by Ratesh12 October 18, 2023

Up The Ding

Up The Ding refers to the greatest football team to grace the South of England (Reading Football Club) Up The Shagging Ding

Who’s got the EFL points record? That’ll be Reading FC! Up the Ding!

by Uptheshaggingding January 29, 2024

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

Ring A Ding

Ring a ding also known as ring ding is an extremely offensive slur directed at people of Indian decent (Southeast Asia). Often used to make fun of or humiliate these group of people.

I was walking the other day and I ran into a ring a ding. He smelled like sweet curry.

by BigBird9112 April 15, 2024

Ring A Ding

Ring a ding aka ring ding is an extremely offensive slur directed at people of Indian decent or those who speak Hindi. Often used to humiliate or make fun of people who described as such.

Today I ran into a ring a ding at the 7-eleven. He smelled like sweet curry.

by BigBird9112 April 15, 2024