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Desparate Douchebag 

A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.

Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?

Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?

Guy1: He told her that he loved her.

Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
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the last name meaning leader or king.. one who is bold confident and shows leadership
man 1. george washington must have decended from the desch family.

man 2. yep most definatly a desch relative.

man 1. maybe a cousin?

man 2. maybe... what a desch... what a man... fearless and bold. what a friend. he was a desch... definitly
desch by wassupvanillaface February 28, 2011
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Desiree DeMarco 

beautiful, funny, outgoing, sophisticated, silly, loveable. Has a big heart. Can be bitchy but means well. Looks out for her friends, can be shy but usually isnt.

Destiny-Quest Legend 

A nerd who has completed their Destiny-Quest
After losing my virginity I am now a Destiny-Quest Legend!

destinny 

An all-in-all amazing person. Destinny is a person you can tell everything and anything to, and be completely confident they'll keep it to themselves. Destinny is an amazing person to know because they're are sweet, loving, funny, and really cares about thoughs who are close to her. Destinny's love Brownies. A lot. And also care about her friends more than anything. If you know a Destinny you should keep her close. Because they make a great friend. Destinny's always try to look on the bright side of things which is an amazing quality to have. But usually all of a Destinny's qualities are amazing. Destinny's are super smiley people and are really seen not laughing or smiling. Destinny's give the greatest advice, and are willing to recieve advice. Which is yet another of their amazing qualities. Destinny's are secure with their bodies and they're personalities. They don't need to change for people. You either accept them, or you don't. They don't give a hoot.
Guy 1 - "Hey, who's that over there?"

Guy 2 - "Oh, that's Destinny! She's my super ultra mega bestfriend!"

Guy 1 - "Oh, lucky. I wish I had a super ultra mega bestfriend like her."
destinny by _Carmel_Swag_ November 8, 2014
Desiry is the best role model
Desiry by Krytlie12 January 31, 2019