felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.

The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.

by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018

Cute

Naseegha Abbas 💗

Naseegha is the definition of cute !!

by i like lemons June 10, 2018

OG Cute

An OG that's super cute.

Her: "You're so cute"

OG: " I'm not cute."

Her: "Oh yeah, You're OG Cute"

by Kmon3ycum May 24, 2022

Cute

A term used by sexed up teens to say one is ugly but fuckable

Guy1: Damn did you see that girl in gym, she's cute...

Guy2: You got low standards bro

by TRevol June 17, 2017

Cute

Rye is the cutest creature alive and that's final.

Hi, see him? That's my cute boyfriend, Rye.

by Mimi_69 September 17, 2019

Adorable-cuteness

Kai

With his adorable-cuteness

by Adorable-cuteness September 3, 2019

Cute Sharts 💕💕🥰

A shart that is very cute. Shart means fart that also has a bit of shit.

Wow I like your Cute Sharts 💕💕🥰!

by rest-stop-999 April 20, 2024