Couch crotch

When your genitals develop a smelly smell after prolonged couch sitting. Usually from build up of sweat from sitting too long and/or persitant need of showering.

I spent the day off playing video games and my girlfriend wont have sex with me because I have couch crotch.

I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.

by Lilbritt October 22, 2018

Crotch Rocket

Your erected dick

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket

by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018

Crotch beans

holy shit omg wow insane bro

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

by E&A February 26, 2019

Toxic crotch

A vaginal odor that is the likes of rotting flesh or has the stench of the green & yellow custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.

'Bro she got that Toxic Crotch yo!!! You wouldn't catch me going down on that girl in this life or the next.

by Half G March 1, 2019

Crotch Crumbs

Little crumbs of snacks that get left near the nether regions while enjoying treats in a relaxed state

Brian had crotch crumbs all over himself after enjoying his Chicago mix of popcorn while chillaxing on the couch

by TRIPLEDEAC March 2, 2019

crotch attack

When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.

She is currently expressing a crotch attack in her nether regions.

by Forbiddenness March 9, 2019

Crotch-mongrel

A child that is extremely whiny, annoying, or generally ill-behaved.

I can't believe they let that crotch-mongrel climb all over the tables at the restaurant!

by Crannet March 12, 2019