by unknowndumbass December 31, 2014
A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
The disclosing of information about oneself, usually relating to sexual orientation, romanticism or gender identity, to a person or to people that were previously not aware of said information.
by ali_nothing_creative March 24, 2023
mother and father: what is what u want to tell me hun?
the kid: mom dad im coming out as transgender and gay
mom: good for you (or) its just a phase
thank u for reading this U-U
the kid: mom dad im coming out as transgender and gay
mom: good for you (or) its just a phase
thank u for reading this U-U
by thatgaytransboy November 08, 2021
When a character in anime (typically with short hair) falls in love with the main character who is in love with the new bad bitch. (With long hair)
by Bryan Brian December 13, 2020
Fifth Coming
A shot found at the bar. It is mixed with:
- One part Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila
- One part Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
- One part Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey
- One part Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey
- One part Jameson Whiskey
Mixed together these five guys are sure to bring about the drunk of all drunkeness. The unholiest of all hangovers. Not for the faint of heart of your own free will or the perfect surprise for that new 21 year old friend.
Ruler of the four horseman.
A shot found at the bar. It is mixed with:
- One part Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila
- One part Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
- One part Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey
- One part Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey
- One part Jameson Whiskey
Mixed together these five guys are sure to bring about the drunk of all drunkeness. The unholiest of all hangovers. Not for the faint of heart of your own free will or the perfect surprise for that new 21 year old friend.
Ruler of the four horseman.
by DZNuts March 29, 2015
by LAB7809 November 21, 2017