an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.
by terrobite December 14, 2018
by oi man April 30, 2019
When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.
Danielle: Oh jesus, he sounds so annoying
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
by PleaseJustGoHome March 03, 2011
when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity
caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down
by MamaGanja October 22, 2022
by Dkekekekkekekekek February 06, 2020
by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024