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Christianity 

The largest and only true religion in the world. It currently consists of well over 2 BILLION people all over the globe, including the Middle East. Most Christians are dedicated to the teachings of Jesus Christ, and the word of God in both the Old and New Testaments of the Bible. Just because of several million violent, hate-filled Christians who perform the kinds of acts they do, it doesn't mean that every single Christian (and definitely not the majority) are like the negative, ignorant, and destructive kinds of people that you stereotype them as. It is wrong to stereotype an entire worldwide religion and its people because of the actions of a few. And for those of you calling us hate-filled, homophobic, and violent; just keep in mind what the Muslims are doing over in the Middle East. Unlike them, we do not abuse and oppress our women (except for a very few terrible men). We believe in the sanctity of life, and we don't go out murdering and exterminating those of another religion or those who have no religion. In addition, we do not impede on the progress of scientific study as also falsely-claimed by many millions. Have you never heard of Gregor Mendel, the Catholic clergyman who discovered genetics in experiments with pea plants? That man is probably the finest example of how Christians actually promote the advancements in science, especially since many of those advancements lead to the saving of lives.
For those of you calling we Christians close-minded, redneck, hick, fascist, nazi, Republican (not that that's derogatory, by the way), gay-basher, warmonger, hypocrite, retard, Bible banger and many other, far more profane names and labels, perhaps you're not that open-minded yourselves. So, who's the REAL hypocrite?

real true christians 

A logical fallacy.
There is no such thing as a "true" xtain, given that the definition is relative.
Ever hear of the "No True Scottsman" fallacy?
real true christians by E-man216 February 10, 2005

Christian Ashworth 

To charm and or thrill women in the most unimaginable way.
Gahh, Dude you really put the Christian Ashworth on her!!

Christian Watson 

A perfect example of two wrongs not making a right. Only to be used in extreme cases of absolute wrongness where the word wrong will never be strong enough. Originally used by nineteenth century English gentlemen who rejected both Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's use of a doctor as a sidekick to a drug addled mad man and organised religion that did not incorporate female nudity.
You're a pedophile nazi? That's so wrong, like wanking poetry or Christian Watson.
You spelled your mom's name wrong when writing a list of your past lovers? That's so Christian Watson.
Your dad bled to death after you sliced open his ballsack during his monthly shave? You couldn't be any more wrong if you were Christian Watson.
Christian Watson by DontWearBeige February 20, 2011
an absolute fag. Everyone hates him. He has a tiny dick and he's a complete douche.
Man, I can't believe christian got a fuck-buddy! His dick is like -1.5 inches!
Christian by ninerniner69er November 30, 2017

Christian deconstruction 

The process by which a conservative evangelical Christian becomes a liberal homosexual Christian.
"I heard that nice boy Dave from bible club underwent Christian deconstruction"
"yea, these days you'll find him wearing a Biden t-shirt, in the public toilets, giving it away for free"

Christianity 

A really good religion that is worth to follow but sadly most of the followers are either dumbfucked or fucking plain stupid. They expect everyone to agree to what they say, enjoy what they think is nice and then happily joining them as a Christian. Most of them lacked interpersonal and marketing skills.
Devoted Christians are very much like:

A fuckin persistent salesman that boast how great the product that he's gonna sell to you without any solid proof and insist that you buy his product without doubt. He's gonna sticked to his selling skills 100% even though no one is impressed with it coz he thinks that those that do not believe him are corrupted by Satan.
Christianity by Chia September 17, 2006