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Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.
"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"
by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018
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Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut
Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019
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Beard On

Tyler: “Yo Dan I just finished my new anime season.” Dan: “Yo Tyler quit being suck a fucking beard on dude!”
by Xesman69 June 3, 2020
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release beard

A beard specifically grown in preparation for getting difficult/large-scale software features live.
I've been growing this release beard in preparation for our big 1.1 release next week. I'll shave it afterward.
by E money D December 21, 2017
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Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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Bearded Cave

Jamie had a bearded cave inside her panties and needed to trim it.
by Kev22Wilt October 7, 2015
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