Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

by Wacker Man February 28, 2007

jingle balls

when you get an std from santa clause

bromg he just came down my chimney without a condom and got total jingle balls bro!

by chefmike February 28, 2016

Balls in drain

Extremely drunk. Taking a shower to sober up. Too drunk to stand in the shower.

Everytime Tony drinks Jack Daniel's, he gets balls in drain.

By the end of the party, Lisa was balls in drain.
How drunk was he? He was balls in drain drunk.

by Turboteebone June 26, 2017

Tick ball

Tick ball is a game where you pull a tick off of someone’s balls with your teeth

George just played tick ball with Daniel

by Wksi92103 June 6, 2019

bubble balls

what happens when the person taking it in the ass farts during anal sex

stupid bitch farted while i was fuckin her in the ass.
she gave me a major case of bubble balls

by eat my penis twice July 21, 2010

lack of balls

Someone who says shit about you behind your back gossips whispers slates you but don't have the balls to say it to your face..

Why have you been chatting shit about me you must have a lack of balls to say it to my face

by Bumflap May 2, 2016

Frog balling

The act of masturbating without lubrication using just your sandpaper-like hands.

I was frog balling it dude! I didn't use any lube and I dry shot it!

by Zaso February 24, 2014