bakersfield three way

When three guys split the cost of a gas station vending machine cock ring.

Did you see that woman pleaser in the bathroom vending machine? Let's go bakersfield three way on it.

by Ridiculous KPJ July 8, 2012

Bakerette

A hot bachlorette with exceptional baking skills

A Bakerette is a women who is single, kicks ass in the kitchen and can bake you under the table. Her amazing skills are sufficient to catch any single man. One bite of her sweet stuff and you are hers.

by Allenna82 April 18, 2013

Baker Street Feet

The feet of a man who has moved into a ghetto area and shows no regard for necessities such as shoes.

You've got Baker Street Feet, you took a shower and the bottoms of your feet are still black.

by Mizzo411 September 6, 2013

Baker's Coupling

A threesome

My girlfriend and I are looking for a third for our Baker's Coupling...dont tell my wife.

by hulksmashpanda December 26, 2014

bakers surprise

When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.

Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!

by ha26 March 2, 2015

Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.

I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.

by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015

bakedness

Bakedness is the measurement of one's level of marijuana at any given time. Also known as stonidity.

My level of stonidity is so high that I can't even describe my level of bakedness.

by FukWit September 2, 2015