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A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
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Boredomize

When a person gets so bored that they sodomize a "friend"

Not an act of love but an act of bored frustration
and anger that is taken out on the "friend" for being so fucking lame that they are more fun to assbang than they are to talk to.
Is Garret coming over?

No because he knows that I will just boredomize him.
by Zen Starcher October 23, 2006
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boredomville

The place you go when you're done doing you're thing at the place with the people who don't think they saw you there with the things that actually were there...or you're typing this...or maybe reading this whole entire thing...with the people at the place here.
The land of happy magical flutterbys and candy stores with ice cream shoes or bottles of freaky-deaky booze---meh, kinda the place where you're no where, but you are, and aren't. Kinda like now. Or now. Or now. Here in the wonderful land of Boredomville. (...help...MEE..!!) O.O
by ~Harlequin~ January 24, 2009
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bonedavis

popular name durived from kicking someone in the nuts and putting your butt-hole on the tip of their nose
haha, i gave your mom a bonedavis last night!
by bobbyduce16 May 4, 2010
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booed

To make a girl yours, usually involving a cash exchange. Female must be willing to drive a minimum 90 minutes or 75 miles to get boned. Sometimes the man will provide gifts or drugs in lieu of cash.
He booed Jenny for 200 bucks in Aberdeen. She met him there, having driven 2 hours from Alexandria.
by David F. Choy December 25, 2007
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T-Boned

When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.

Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.
Tiger Woods totally "T-Boned" Elin Woods and man did she take one for the team.
by Rbeck December 2, 2009
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Bonediddlyfest

A sexual festival between two individuals. Activites include boninb, bonediddlying, faceboning and other various sexual acts repetativly until they passout from exhaustion. Bonediddlyfests have been known to last up to two weeks at a time. Also see the lesser extreme: Bonediddly.
Our last bonediddlyfest was the epitome of pure sexual connection.
by Bonediddlyjon March 31, 2010
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