Swine Flu Boner 

An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.

''Jesus Christ Mr. Brown, what the fuck is that?! Oh god! Gordon's got a swine flu boner!''

Swine Flu Boner by iKaite July 15, 2009

Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)

Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!

Mind Boner by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010

Tremendous boner 

A huge... huge erected penis.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.

He : Dude... It's HUGE

She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.

*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*

Tremendous boner by VickyVixen December 25, 2009

Clothes Boner 

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.

Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.

Clothes Boner by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010

nap boner 

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.

My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.

nap boner by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010

Cash Boner 

A big wad of coins in a pocket or wallet causing a boner-like bulge. Could be a hard-on for spending aforesaid cash.

man 1> i notice you bought the most expensive beer on the bar
man 2> yea I had a cash boner.

Cash Boner by padalac October 23, 2011

Cotton Boner 

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.

"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."

Cotton Boner by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012