Bonnie I Want You

A song by Plain White T's

What you gonna do when the drugs run out
Standing in the street with your tits out
Bonnie I Want You, Bonnie I Want You

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023

I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023

I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

i want to spoil you in a different way

They want to spoil u with sexual pleasures.

I want to spoil you in a different way if u know what i mean

by namjoonswife May 25, 2023

I hate all of you

All your needles guns and knives make me feel like vomitting. I hate every last one of you poisonous starvative assholes telling me you can but i cant. Please kill yourselves.

Asking me how im doing will only get the response i hate all of you, your a parasitic infection and the fact you cant ever share makes life worthless with you alive.

by Cody5050 May 26, 2023

i-Ready Learning Games

The only good thing of i-Ready…

“Okay Little Timmy, you can go on i-Ready Learning Games now.”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023