I don’t want you in my life

It means you used all the chances I gave you and I don’t want you in my life anymore.

I don’t want you in my life anymore!

by TheBlueLeo April 24, 2019

It didnt snow on my vagina day

1. a female virgin
2. when ur not fucking and or having sex

"Damn, i broke up with my husbandlast night"
"Lucky it didnt snow on my vagina day for ya

by John432916750 April 21, 2009

fat end of my fuck stick

the head of a penis

sux the fat end of my fuck stick

by christian j grant October 29, 2008

too much sand for my little truck

A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.

Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.

by routtatout August 14, 2007

french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.

Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

can i have my face back

A phrase hypothetically asked when one notices that another is blatantly staring at them.

Braedon looks up to see the class fag, Andrew staring at him.
"What, Andy?"
"Oh...nothing." Andrew continues to stare.
"Damn, can I have my face back?"
Andrew busts out crying at the class bursts out in laughter, ridiculing the gay fag.

by Braedon15 January 15, 2009

gnaw my own arm off

The last thing you'd ever want to do.

I'd rather gnaw my own arm off than go to that party.

by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009