Roll up the Rim Job

While drinking a coffee from Tim Horton's, you roll down a girl's panties and proceed to give a rim job. The chances of her achieving orgasm are consistent with the current odds of Roll up the Rim.

Man, I was giving this bitch a roll up the rim job, but she didn't cum.
Ah, don't worry dude, chances are only 1 in 6 this year.

by dj wack March 31, 2011

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022

swag up thug out

this is a very uncommon phrase typically used by overweight gay homosexual teenagers who are bored on facebook. it is commonly used as an ending to a status change, tries to represent a cool way to say peace out. but it doesnt work.

"What a fun night. hit me up. swag up thug out"
"Hitting up the guys at the bar tonight, swag up thug out"
''i was tricked so bad by sarah and camille and im gonna try and be cool by saying swag up thug out at the end of my status"

by SCCG October 1, 2009

back up in yo ass

something or someone that you thought was gone for good, but then is "back up in yo ass.

dude 1: "didn't you beat that fool good?"
dude 2: "yeah, I thought he was gone for good"
dude 1: "well he's back up in yo ass now!"

man 1: "damn it i thought they stopped playin' that stupid commercial"
man 2: "well, its back up in yo ass now!
man 1:shit

by QtotheZ May 9, 2007

clean up on isle three

While eating out a girl vomit on her crotch and proceed to have sex

Clean up on isle three is not ment for people under the age of 69

by emilio May 17, 2004

blow up bed

You put your mouth tightly around someone's asshole and blow until you're out of breath.

I gave John a blow up bed last night, he's still at the hospital.

by Beastie Boys AU February 7, 2015

digitally freshen up

To use some sort of photo editing tool or program to make a person look better, younger, more aesthetically pleasing. Often used (and overused) on magazine covers. Can also mean the same as digitally unfreshen up when you use the same tool to do just the opposite. Usually referred to as, or known as photoshopped.

Rimmel London felt it necessary to digitally freshen up a very young Zooey Deschanel for their ad campaign, to the point where it doesn't look like her at all.

Every magazine cover with Fergie, Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson they digitally freshen up to make them appeal to a younger demographic. It just makes them look like aliens.

by clintonk May 7, 2011