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CHONK MAN

A rare breed of human who dosnt exist and is a fat child but is malnourished at the same time and is dyslexic
CHONK MAN is my sempaii
by CHONK MAN July 30, 2021
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Man Fizz

She took my man fizz straight to her face.
by Pink Steve July 28, 2020
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ur nan a man

Not the worst insult in the universe, however a very bad one considering your nan is now a man. Similar to ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian but falls between ur grandpap a trap and ur sister a mister
Phillip: ur mom gay
Bert: no u
Phillip: ur dad lesbian
Bert: don't make me say it
Phillip: ur granny tranny
Bert: PHILLIP YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Phillip: ur grandpa a trap
Bert: ur nan a man

*An Entire Species Is Wiped Out On Earth*
*Pluto Implodes*
by DrueBoy May 11, 2018
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Milky man juice

He got his milky man juice all over your mom.
by Jizz police January 6, 2023
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A Man

Appearance:
Men have muscular physics -- with a dong. They got short hair. They never wear dress's because that's not for men. Adam was the first Man,

Personalty & Behaviour:
A day in the life of a Man: He drives his racecar to the office, and then he gets out!! Next step is work. Work, work, work.After work they have The Big Game to look forward to at dusk. The night would be perfect, but it's too bad the lawnmower needs fixing! The Man goes straight to his hamer. There! Fixed! After Wife puts down the kid's, its time for sex. The gentleman prefers oral, but if he doesn't get it every night, he's dfw. He does thrusts, and then there's the sperm! Then it's time for work again!!!!!!!! By the way, he speaks in a deep voice.

Hobbies of Men: Discus, power, Marlboro, target practice, and The Good Life.

Men in the Media: Method Man, Red Man, others

Review

Men are actually pretty great guys, they have some personality issues but who doesn't these days? Men is the complete package, tall, dark, and handsome,

SCORE
13/17
a Man is cool
by WhenLoveMeetsFear May 12, 2014
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old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
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L mans

Typically when your friend does something lame or borderline bro code?
I saw him talking game to yo girl, he’s a L Mans for that”
by Duck head Larry October 27, 2021
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