Friend zone

Hell.

It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing

me : He f*cking friend zoned me

Friend : I'm sorry :(

Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know

Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(

by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 20, 2017

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Frankenstein Zone

A term used to describe the size of a man's penis without having to give specific details. Being "in the Frankenstein zone" means you are at well above average. (8-10 inches)
The name comes from the Frankenstein monster who is very large compared to a person, and proportionally would have a very large member.
See also the Happy Zone and the Outrageous Zone.

I must say, I didn't think Greg would have a very large penis seeing as he is asian, but I was shocked to find him in the Frankenstein Zone.

by GregiPop April 17, 2011

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No Zone

Means that someone is taken and that you can not approach them in a flirty manner

Girl 1: That guy in the corner is cute
Girl 2: Oh, thats John you can't go for him, he's in the no zone.

by johnster4 December 3, 2019

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Twilight zone

A creepy ass shoe that scared the living fuck out of me as a child

The twilight zone is fucked

by Arden kelly November 2, 2019

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The spring yard zone

Sex

But in sonic terms

Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night

Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?

Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)

by MattIGuess August 8, 2024

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