mobile zombie

The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.
London has been filling up more and more with mobile zombies lately
by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010
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zombie froth

The copious amounts of drool and spittle that comes out of the mouth of the infirm and elderly. This is usually accompanied by moans and other zombie like attributes ie sparse hair, shambling gait, missing teeth and the smell of death.
You need to wipe grandma's chin. Ever since her stroke it stays covered in zombie froth.
by resrexmun June 30, 2012
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Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.
'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'
by BrandishedFez April 10, 2012
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wild rabid zombie horses

Said to explain that your so in love with someone to whom you can't speak of in public. comes from the phrase 'wild horse couldn't take me away from you'
"The photo copier is not working properly can you please help me fix it?"..replies "wild rabid zombie horses peter"....you'd do anything to spend five minutes with this person.
by world Peace April 10, 2017
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Flag Zombie

A zombie in the PVZ series, he is one of the four main basic zombies(other than normal zombie, conehead and buckethead) He is a recurring character in the Plants vs Zombies games. He carries a piece of fabric on a stick with a brain on it. Flag zombie signifies that a huge wave of zombies is approaching! He is slightly faster than your average zombie.
Make no mistake, Flag Zombie loves brains. But somewhere down the line he also picked up a fascination with flags. Maybe it's because the flags always have brains on them. Hard to say
by Civilian Gaming July 13, 2023
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zombie appointment

A seemingly random calendar invite that shows up in your diary; the origins of which appear to be unknown.
This is a zombie appointment and I am cancelling it.
by ForMrAbel February 02, 2018
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Zombie Bitch Slap

After using the Corpse Rudder you ejaculate in the hand then tickle their nose.
Carla woke up after the party to find she had been Zombie Bitch Slapped.
by TittyMonster_69 May 13, 2015
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