someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.
by NightFlyer66 October 01, 2017
by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017
A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment
by Blumkin master September 01, 2018
by toypit April 18, 2022
A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011
a rehab resistant drug addict.
Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).
by Dr.Argues June 29, 2010