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turd knob

A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
Storm is a hardcore turd knob
by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014
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Turd Rodeo

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.
by JMoYo1 December 2, 2019
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Turd burglar

A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.
"Brenda, the turd burglar's back. He left a present for you on aisle three."
by Strangeflavoredquark August 3, 2019
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chambering a turd

Similar to the cycles of function for an M4 rifle, except that you are extracting a turd during anal sex, allowing it to fall level with the vagina, then chambering it into her pussy with your cock. Your penis is used as the bolt carrier group.
I don't think I will be seeing Sarah anymore. We got a little kinky last night and I ended up chambering a turd. The weird thing is she actually liked it, but I don't know if I can live with myself.
by trace brock January 11, 2019
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trump turd

A follower of a Trump family member despite all available information and logic that would make a normal rational person summarily reject the thought the notion.
Dude, I was going to throw an open party at the lake with live music but was afraid all the Trump turds would show up and ruin the vibe.
by SD Nomderb September 5, 2022
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Turd Nerve

The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.
That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve
by 3evo May 24, 2017
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Wordness to the Turdness

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"
by Pubeypie August 30, 2021
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