Before putting on the condom, reach up and grab some of that good ol vaginal fluid from your partner, jack off with it, then put the condom on.
by Bradmeister1001 October 12, 2021
The act of inserting a person's apendage, usually a finger or toe, up a clothed individual's anus in a surprising manner. Done in jest.
In a surprising fashion I see the opportunity to smeagol(she-me-gal) my best friend.
As my friend bent over, I smeagolled them with my thumb when they were not expecting it.
As my friend bent over, I smeagolled them with my thumb when they were not expecting it.
by Bunkybastard September 25, 2018
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got
by WorseThanHitler November 27, 2023
I had some decadent she crab soup last night. Bro! I ate this delicious she crab soup last night—washed it down with a Coors light
by Anthony Vince March 17, 2024
Girl : “I wonder how she got her body so beautiful and slim.”
Man : “Haha, I know why!”
Girl : “Why?”
Man : “She put the fork down!”
Man : “Haha, I know why!”
Girl : “Why?”
Man : “She put the fork down!”
by cl.eo157 June 25, 2023
by Cocobangerlanguage September 02, 2021