Chaos theory

Basically, shit happens

Have you heard of chaos theory?

No
It means shit happens

by squirrelcooters July 22, 2018

The White Thug Theory

A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" is a white teenager who lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, but still throws up gang signs and says "cuh".

"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory"

by qwerts1050 May 14, 2024

invisible string theory

Phenomenon popularized by tiktok, describes as having an "invisible string" between them and their partner. because of the string, they ran into each other multiple times in the past until they finally got together.

"The invisible string theory has been bringing us together for our entire lives"

by oohi;fioajsdpfojaifaoidjfodjsp April 14, 2024

pan-meta theory

Theory of everything.

Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.

Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.

Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.

by zanderfin July 4, 2020

Bean soup theory

The bean soup theory describes how people often interpret content through a self-centered lens, assuming it applies to them even when it doesn't.

A TikTok user shared a 7-bean soup recipe, prompting comments like "What if I don't like beans?" and "Can I substitute beans?" Causing a “bean soup theory”

by Monkeygirlll December 17, 2025

pan-meta theory

Theory-of-everything

Reconciles panchronicity and panchrony.

Pan-meta theory explains why color creates music in terms of reflection.

by zanderfin October 28, 2019

Dead Internet Theory

A former conspiracy theory which asserts that 90% of everything on the Internet is AI-generated. This user say "former" because it is very obviously completely true.

The "Dead Internet Theory" is now a fact

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025