desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

by Batrastard July 19, 2003

dick sauce

What comes out of a cock during orgasm.

"Would you like some dick sauce on that taco?"

by K September 8, 2003

dick fade

Monetary compensation for playing with a penis (not your own, boys).... to catch a Dick Fade is to turn a trick, get a call for a call girl, to hit a lick by taking some sucker's scrilla for stroking his penis till you know, watever. Derivitive of hyphy gangster venacular of So Cal in which to meet your customers to sell your dope is called, "catching a Fade"

Im bout to go hit a Dick Fade..... (laughs) DICK FAAAAAADEEE!!! (She Cackles all the way to bank)

by RTFO Mofo July 10, 2016

vacation dick

A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.

Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.

by Dead possum June 16, 2016

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

dick poor

1.) A reference to the poor quality of something, usually a service or action, but can also be used as an adjective. Often used when peeved or angered.

2.) An economic condition where a person is too poor to buy even basic necessities. A person that is dick poor may resort to taking home extra ketchup packets, napkins, and salt and pepper from restaurants, and usually does not have adequate medical insurance coverage or own a car manufactured within the last 15 years.

1) I knew that guy sucked at painting when I hired him, but I was hoping he could at least paint the fence right. You still can see all the marks that were there before through the paint- that's a dick poor paint job by a dick poor painter.

2) I remember being dick poor back in college, drankin' half drank beers at parties and eatin' poor man's ramen (half a package of ramen) two meals a day.

by +bone March 27, 2008