Jacket Ghost

When you walk past a hanging jacket, coat or similar object hanging and mistake it for a person, most often making you jump in fright.

"Last night I punched my coat rack."
"What the hell?!"
"Jacket Ghost."

by LilPear December 2, 2013

bigfoot’s ghost

A label for objects that seem tangible and definitive yet remain illusively indiscernible.

I’m not sure if that is a man, a woman, or a garage, but bigfoot’s ghost is really dressed to impress.

by HauntGPA February 14, 2019

Ghost Simp

A simp that would give you anything even if they didn’t have a crush on you. They give you extra because they like you a lot, but everything they do is out of love. They’ll continue to help you even if their intentions are misunderstood.. whether they want a sexual relationship or not, the spirit inside them simply wants you to be happy.

friend 1: dude, that kid is a total simp.
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜

by Polarpad370 March 29, 2021

Ghost sanchez

Catching a fart in your hand and throwing it into someone's face.

Me: watch this im gonna ghost sanchez someone
Random: did you just throw a fart in my face
Me: get ghosted

by Flinticus February 4, 2022

ghost pull

When a man masterbates so much that no ejaculate comes out when he orgasms.

I came 14 times last night... 18 if you include ghost pulls.

by Cliffsilo May 14, 2016

ghost deuce

When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there

Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!

That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.

I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.

by The6exo6rci6st April 29, 2014

ghost glitch

Any software error that is inexplicably fixed by restarting the computer/phone

my phone screen is spazzing out but its probably just a ghost glitch i'll just do a battery pull and see if the problem goes away

by Erinski Easy February 12, 2015