Bass face

1) The facial expression made by a bassist while playing a complex, tight groove. Caused by the brain's processing power being diverted to the hands, leaving the facial nerves uncontrolled and free to create various drunken, blank, derpy expressions. The bassist may be unaware he is doing it. Some physicians have speculated that bassists' brains may not be capable of controlling more than one region of the body at a time. This explains why they sleep with the ugly groupies.

2) A facial expression that only looks cute on Tal Wilkenfeld.

Guitarist: "Your bass face looks like you just saw your mother banging the family dog."

Bassist: "What bass face? Do I make a face?"

by bassdude726 May 28, 2014

losie face

Similar to "loser," term of semi-affection used to tease friends who are out of line.

Come on, don't be a losie face; come out with me tonight.

by Zarita September 20, 2005

Douchebag Face

A name that is used to refer to someone who is beyond any name you can think of. Has the whole 'Douchebag' concept to them and then some. Short and sweet, and covers all areas that you can't quiet find that right word to say about this person.

For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.

So I know this guy, and he's the biggest DBF ever.

You're such a douchebag face.

What a douchebag face!

Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...

Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.

by Stephaknee August 1, 2009

Stroke Face

A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke

" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Two-faced

To say one thing and do another. Also to act one way on saturday, and flip a bitch on tuesday.

"I'm a Two-faced cunt that dosent really know what the hell she wants, please dont mistake my apparent feelings for you as real feelings, even though I tell you they are, cause it is in my nature to say one thing, do another, and claim to have done a third."
i.e M.E.

by Stepped on again. May 18, 2006

sad face

Something bad went your way

Billy said, "sad face" as he lost the game.

by zack July 10, 2004

stabbing face

Being excessivly hard on yourself for mistakes made and/or opportunities missed.

Openly admitting being wrong at the expsense of dignity or self image.

After letting her walk out of his life for the last time, Max was stabbing face for months.

by CAiNiAC February 26, 2009