by P1_Dex January 1, 2022
Get the Texas, Californiamug. When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.
I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!
by Hoganchugger July 5, 2024
Get the California Jersey Swapmug. by Balls2Wall February 15, 2021
Get the California condomug. An aggressive naval maneuver whence two allied ships encapsulate an enemy ship and prepare for boarding. Upon turning too hard the allied ships collide and both are pushed off course. One to sink and one to ram ranch a rock. A big fucking rock.
by Zinopo February 6, 2025
Get the California Pinchmug. 1. SPICYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
2. A grim reaper guy who lives in california
2. A grim reaper guy who lives in california
1. DUDE GIVE ME THE MILIK I JUST HAD A CALIFORNIA REAPER TO SPICYYY EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. UH bro there is a california reaper outside our house run through the garden and go somewhere else quick!!!!!
2. UH bro there is a california reaper outside our house run through the garden and go somewhere else quick!!!!!
by canoeboy27 August 28, 2022
Get the california reapermug. by Nattyp23 April 5, 2017
Get the california chest rubmug. P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016
Get the California Traffic Jammug.