California day

A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.

When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”

Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.

by Hoof April 26, 2024

California recovery

Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.

I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!

by Rebel F. Lawless May 10, 2022

california elmo

A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish

That kids smoking and fishing what a California Elmo

by Undiedstick June 14, 2017

california chest rub

Rubbin they chest so hard it gets sunburned like in california also they nut

Tiffany gave a California Chest Rub to Ben

by Nattyp23 April 06, 2017

California quicky

Quick lunch break sex

You down for a California quicky?

by Oz_80 July 22, 2017

california rendezvous

Essentially the same as Broke back Mountain

Greg's not here. He must be on another California Rendezvous.

by BaldchickenOfreedom March 01, 2019