pushing p

man i mean it be like the thing you know not that thing the other yea that be the pushing p thang.

like when you do it with like the thing on the thing yea tat be pushing p

by Pushing p real definition February 8, 2022

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Push karma

A person who retaliates with vengeance for any real or perceived slight or wrong doing. When someone is wronged they push karma by responding with another punishable offense. These actions are performed with the intention of exacting karmic retribution but only succeed in creating more karma for oneself. An example would be to “clap back” to someone on the internet for insulting you. Responding may be necessary in some cases, but you would be pushing karma to respond in an equally insulting manner.

I would have slapped her but I’m not here to push karma.

by Chene1011 June 10, 2021

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Push Pop

a slang term for uncircumcised men

Plawg: Yo bro. did you see ishowmeat leak? Bro had a push pop💀
Jawgaslawgnawg: Yah bro i definitely see it. bro should've gotten his push pop removed

by ChickenLover581 August 21, 2023

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Oslo Push

After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.

The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.

The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.

Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”

Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”

Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”

by Randy May December 27, 2023

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