Patti

Verb v - to vex someone or to annoy something

"Hey John, what a fine day we have today!"
"Hey Kate, don't Patti me, you're scaring the birds!"

by wetcatwithahat March 24, 2025

Pattern blindness

An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted

"I stared at a wall for so long I got pattern blindness." (not a real quote)

by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025

Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.

Pattycakes gave me bangs without my permission.

by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025

Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.

Omg, Pattycakes just gave me bangs.

No pattycakes, you can't trim my rim.
Quit hitting on my boyfriend pattycakes.

by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025

Patter

A Person who pets their dog/cat a lot of the time.

Man, I never see you not petting your cat, your such a patter!

by Tiktok is @Wang_golf June 11, 2025

Pattylindjaiana

A crazy toxic freaked out Gemini with commitment issues who gets easily bored of others. Super loving tho.

Pattylindjaiana just pulled up I can hear her laugh.

by JOSEPH EGGNACIO June 30, 2025

Patteroller

refers to members of slave patrols in the antebellum South, who were responsible for enforcing laws related to enslaved people.

John, the Patteroller, caught a slave trying to run away.

by Kribbers July 15, 2025