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schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
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mouth jerk

In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.

This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
When your son is mouthing off, when he should be zipin' the lip. He's being a mouth jerk
by Laythem December 13, 2012
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Troinoi jerk

Spilling troinoi all over your dick and having a girl sip it up
Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk
by Lil Uaz November 21, 2020
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octagon jerk

This is a fiction definition.

octagon jerk means a jerk or a group of people in a octagonal position to masturbate in a sexual manner and way. It also means a low iq person or an idiotic person. It also can be used as a meaning which is either marijuana or cocaine. It’s also a nickname for a pet.
1. Ben: You’re an octagon jerk!

Jason: sorry.

2. Richard: I really hate people doing octagon jerk in a sexual way!
Tom: Yeah, I know that.

3. John: it’s not fair at all, octagon jerk!
Jeff: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!
4. Quinn: I saw someone smoking octagon jerk.
Adam: Just tell him to stop and that will do the trick! :)
5. Benny: I just got a pet octagon jerk.
Kenny: What the hell?
Kenny: I think I’m disgusted!
Benny: I was referring to a pet, not a sexual manner.
Kenny: Oh.
by KB_2024 September 9, 2023
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circle jerk

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.
"Yesterday, Ronnie and I engaged in a circle jerk."
by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025
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Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
by WillieDog February 17, 2025
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Jerk battle

A type of challenge where two people get together and start jerking both of there meat like crazy, until someone busts. The person who busts first looses.
“Wanna have a jerk battle?” “Sure!”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
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