MOM 😎

1. That one time when your mom gave you McDonalds chickie nuggies
2. Literally god
3. MOM 😎

4. Just... MOM 😎

Person 1: Mom got me McDonalds.
Person 2: That's a really cool MOM 😎.
Person 1: Ikr?! My MOM 😎 is epic. She is like Jesus.
Person 2: I practice momism. You?
Person 1: Same. Lets worship MOM 😎.
Person 2: Epicccc.

by the very yes person January 10, 2022

Ur mom

Noan;hot

Verb;steaming hot

Adverb; if I touched Ur mom my finger would be burned to the point of disintegration because of how unbelivibly hot Ur mom is.

Ur mom is the definition of HOT and if Ur mom is paired with Me the makes a match made in heaven.

by Ur moms taken by me December 18, 2021

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

YUR mom

A whore

YUR mom is a whore

by YUR mom.com69 February 5, 2022

Ur Mom

It is a saying your mentally ill friends say a lot. The don't always mean it, but it does have you think, "Do they wanna do my mom?"

Person 1: What do you wanna do, Person 2?
Person 2: Ur mom

by UrMomsSidePiece February 13, 2022

Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022

Jarretts mom

The worlds largest milf

Omg look at jarretts mom she is such a milf

by Alaska pipeliner November 9, 2020