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Meat Washcloths

A textured low-hanging labia usually colored maroon too dark purple. Similar to beef curtains or meaty Folds standing alone with its ribbed linty medium shag feel.
The origin of this adjective came from its predecessors such as beefy Folds meat curtains and wizard sleeves. It is rumored to be the most powerful in the group due to the texture alone causing severe trauma and PTSD in any man or woman that has first-hand encountered them.
Please tuck your meat washcloths this is a yoga class.
It is basic hygiene to ring out your meat washcloths otherwise they will grow musty and dank.
by Walter Stockinlube October 8, 2017
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Meat Alarm

The act of waking up a person by slapping them with an erect penis.
Woke up my girlfriend with the Meat Alarm this morning. At least one of us got up on the right side of the bed!
by ColeTrain33 May 18, 2017
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cold meat

by l8r sk8r November 21, 2017
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stylish meat

Meat that has a great fashion sense
Oml that meat is so stylish.

Ikr. I love stylish meat.
by Omg talking dinosaurs.RUN!!!!! December 1, 2017
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Meat Rivet

She says disappointed when she sees him naked for the first time, "Really, what do you expect to pleasure with that meat rivet?"
by KiLZiL December 5, 2017
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meat substitute

A realistic dildo, veins and all are included
You shouldnt be able to tell the difference between a meat substitute and the real thing.
Jim "Jenni where is your meat substitute ?"
Jenni "it's in the drawer"
by Bubza101 December 11, 2017
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meat barn

“Tim gave my meat barn one hell of pounding last night
by Tb_04 May 7, 2018
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