National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.

So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful

by laparth November 5, 2020

National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.

Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!

by laparth November 5, 2020

we.hate.jared

⏃ TikToker that hates jared from ⏃ music video called “Your New Boyfriend “ by Wilbur soot

“ WE.HATE.JARED “

by Oh that’s poggers June 12, 2021

Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.

“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”

by Jared1337 June 13, 2021

Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor

Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.

by LevMehArone January 25, 2022

send in jared

When you send in the most awesome person to cause a bunch of mayhem and destroy everything

Hey Ryan, SEND IN JARED

by Cool guy 18438 December 31, 2023

Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.

Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)

by musa is gay December 1, 2023