baby crazy

A person, usually a female, who wants a baby so bad she is willing to steal one. This usually occurs at random moments on the street or mall when a mother walks by pushing a stroller and the baby crazy person stops the poor lady to dote on the child.

You're walking hand in hand with a girl and she sees an infant. She stops, looks back at you, and says, "I want it." Of course, she does this in a deep throaty voice and her eyes turn black for a moment, reminding you of the exorcist. Your friend next to you says, "Damn, that bitch be baby crazy!"

by manofsin November 16, 2011

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baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman

Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis

by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005

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Bush Babies

In the same context as Baby Boomers, the generation of young conservatives born between 1988 and 2001 whose parents influence has made them fanatically right-wing, loyal to the Republican Party and George W. Bush espeicially, and will believe anything he says. A derogatory term, implying baseless yet extreme political views and a herd mentality, as well as sympathy for extreme militarism and nationalism.

"Billy Bob is a total Bush Baby. He only likes Bush 'cause his dad told him to."

"I shudder in fear at the thought of the day all you Bush Babies become old enough to vote."

by Gerbil Warrior April 29, 2005

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county baby

Having a birthday falling on either the 1st or 15th of the month which is when most counties cut their wellfare checks.

Mike's birthday is on the 15th. He is a county baby.

by karaoke008 May 1, 2008

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babys momma

The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."

by Tom August 17, 2003

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